Long Sleeve Tee — "Hold on... I Need a Femur Minutes" Funny Skeleton Gildan
S / Black
$27.49
Sale price
$27.49
Regular price
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This long-sleeve tee brings a dry, bone-dry sense of humor to crisp evenings and casual hangs. A playful skeleton mid-pose sits front-and-center with the caption “Hold on… I need a femur minutes,” rendered in warm vintage tones that pop against the black fabric. The classic fit and midweight cotton give it a lived-in, comfortable feel — the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to be cozy but still make people laugh. Wear it layered under a jacket for autumn walks, to anatomy study group meetups, or at low-key Halloween gatherings where wit matters more than theatrics. The ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the shape wash after wash, while the tubular knit body offers a clean, seam-free silhouette. If you enjoy clever puns and slightly macabre humor, this tee slides naturally into your rotation and sparks the kind of chuckles that break the ice.
Product features
- 100% cotton midweight fabric for a thicker, vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, attractive silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; medium weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
- Runs slightly smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Long Sleeve Tee — "Hold on... I Need a Femur Minutes" Funny Skeleton Gildan
$27.49
Sale price
$27.49
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton midweight fabric for a thicker, vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, attractive silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; medium weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
- Runs slightly smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron