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Lightweight, honest, and a little bit cheeky — this classic tee carries a deadpan one-liner across the chest in vintage-inspired red and navy type. The relaxed crew cut and medium-weight cotton sit comfortably through the day, whether you’re running errands, grabbing beers with friends, or layering under a flannel for a weekend bonfire. The graphic reads like the punchline you’d deliver after a faceplant: self-aware, sarcastic, and a little bruised — exactly the voice of someone who laughs at their own mistakes and moves on. Wear it when you want your outfit to do the talking: casual, unmistakable, and just a touch rebellious.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
If at First you Don't succeed....Special Tees..Gildan 5000
$19.70
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$19.70
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat